Opinions expressed do not represent the entire household

There about twice as many handicapped parking spaces as there needs to be
Any defensive coordinator who relies on zone coverage should be drawn and quartered
The Cowboys suck (the team, the swagger, the star, the stadium, the cheerleaders, the whole ball of wax)
Basketball is fundamentally flawed sport
Most people are self centered idiots who couldn't string two rational thoughts together
Relief pitchers shouldn't get warm up pitches on the mound when they come in from the bullpen
Grammar flames are the last resort of the wrong
All football officials are incompetent and half are at least biased, at most crooked
(Although Greer and Kelly are the two best by a fair margin)
The rules of football are so extremely poorly written that no human could call a game right
Pitches that hit non-mandatory protective gear shouldn't count as hit by pitches
The entertainment industry is the leach of society
All football commentators could spend more time with their mouth shut
The DH rule is good (Watching pitchers hit is a waste of time)
The cold weather in Minnesota keeps people sane
Coke and Pepsi are two of the worst tasting pops out there
Being gay is your own business and no one else's, but gay marriages should never be legal
Anyone using abortion as a form of birth control and for no other reason is morally bankrupt
Taxes are too high 
Big contracts in baseball only reflect the health of the sport
The Twins need to win something before they get a stadium
The Vikings will choke
Most network TV blows 
The country is going to hell in a hand basket
Technology will leave most people in the dust in ten years
A Clockwork Orange is the best movie of all time
People who talk/brag about their sex lives probably shouldn't be having sex
The death penalty is the correct punishment for people who can never be released from prison, even if they saved a school bus of puppies and handicapped children from slow agonizing deaths at the hands of terrorist.
Over half of the players in the NFL are jerks 
All the Cowboy players are jerks plus some
More porn is spread on the web than information and it will always be that way
Too many sporting events are scheduled for the convenience of the West Coast
Most self title liberals are pretty fascist in their thinking
The media is biased
You are probably more informed if you don't watch the evening news
Baseball players are generally the dumbest athletes
Most players are the worst judge of talent and should never be able to influence personal decisions
The name of the game is Duck Duck Gray Duck.  None of this Goose crap